House for Sale!
So, there’s this great, huge, old house for sale in my town right now… been empty for years and years and years. It looks to have been built in the early first half of this century and it comes complete with all the architectural details that period is known for. Gorgeous crown molding, fireplaces all over the house (including the master bedroom), beautiful hardwood floors, 12 foot ceilings, and lots and lots of windows. That said, it also comes with all the tiresome traits of that period: bizarre wallpaper, steam/radiator heating, no air conditioning, and a very small kitchen.
And shower heads that would force the average man to get on his knees to be under the water.